Oh Boy!

The Bachelor- Episode 7

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 19:42:08 GMT

oh my word, just embarrassing, you know? who goes on national television and rips everybody up and down? women, that's who.

The Bachelor- Episode 6

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:48:43 GMT

well, it's pretty obvious, huh?

bring it on home, tennessee. when they were kissing i was thinking, "you go girl". i loved her little interview thing when she was talking about how he had given her some nice kisses, but she wanted some REAL kisses. haha, she seems very sweet.

susan will probably end up on a soap opera.

moana, i don't know. she's just not right for him.

The Bachelor- Episode 5

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:11:11 GMT

oh my word, i loved tonight. i even shed a tear at the end of the show...haha, so pathetic.

ok, he's so going to pick tennessee and i love it. she's so wholesome and cute. their connection so solidified once they kissed.

moana's family- no way. and her emotional breakdown wasn't a good sign. i just couldn't believe her dad- so rude.

susan, go to hollywood. i couldn't believe when she basically flat-out told her dad she DID hope the show would at least give her some exposure.

and sarah canada, aww...i felt sad for her. i think the way she thought about everything totally made sense but it all did seem to come down to their age. he seemed really freaked about the fact that she still lived at home with her parents? ah well.

yeah, i'm so going with tennessee to be the winner. i think next week susan will go home.

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:18:54 GMT

my dad's job today was to film a few actors doing an interview...jon heder (napoleon dynamite), rob schneider, and david spade.

cool.

The Bachelor- Episode 4

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:40:57 GMT

I don't know, i wasn't too into last night's episode. it wasn't that exciting to me.

the single dates weren't too exciting with jehan and tennessee.

The girls interviewing everyone were so dramatic.

the girls were beating up moana for stealing time with travis but i'm like, "hello, that's the point". and he's obviously liking it.

jehan seemed the most mature, i guess she scared him off though.

tara was an obvious go.

susan, canada, tennessee, moana. i think moana will go home next. the previews seemed pretty uncomfortable at times- i have a feeling moana's parents are probably similar to her.

The Bachelor- Episode 3

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:23:32 GMT

Ok, ummmmm i feel so bad for that kristen girl who did the whole orange peel thing. they basically devoted the first hour to making fun of her, BUT it was hilarious when travis was trying to talk into the camera about it and kept busting out laughing.

ok moana, what in the world? it's ruining the show, you know? she is like a little demon in there stirring up trouble.

i felt like the eliminations were obvious- jennifer and shiloh. neither of them seemed to have any strong connection with him.

susan and sarah canada seem to be the strongest contenders. susan seems real upscale and sarah canada seems more down to earth, but he seems to really like them both. susan seems a little too proper though or something- like she's trying to hard to say and do everything perfect. some of the things susan was saying to him were just SO dramatic.

i can't wait till he chooses!

oh, and what in the world happens with jehan? drama drama.

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 03:01:23 GMT

i'm loving some television right now:

*the bud light commericial with the guy with the goggles who attempts to stay after work an extra 5 minutes.

*the bachelor.

*the office.

*project runway.

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:50:02 GMT

don't cha just hate it when your next door neighboor dumps old macaroni salad and tortilla chips on their side of the fence, but close enough so that your dog can reach it and WILL reach for it because his doggy instinct wants to eat anything and everything so your dog crawls through the chicken wire to get to the nasty macaroni salad?

yeah, i hate that too.

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:24:48 GMT

half awake, after dreaming that dogs were chewing on my shirt, i called this morning about an ad i saw in the paper: $16/hr for will train office work. too good to be true?

the helper on the other line was jack. he asked me my name and phone number and work history.

i was so tired but i'm trying to rattle off jobs. i say red oaks and he starts talking about how he likes waves and how waves are so sloppy. then he told me he was very tired.

?

then he starts reading something obviously scripted and says he can help me for a one time fee of $175.

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:15:40 GMT

just now i'm studying witches and satanic ritual abuse for a class.

thank you, oakland, for enriching my life.

accidents

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 01:28:16 GMT

i falled down the stairs tonight:(

in doing so i threw my hot dog and bowl of chili into the air.

last night while measuring my boot heel i forgot i was holding a glass of pop and i poured the pop all over the desk and into the desk drawer.

*i hope it snows a foot tonight and i don't have to take my final tomorrow*

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:32:27 GMT

i just caught my mom watching the holiday movie, "jack frost".

YOU know, the one where michael keaton turns into a talking snowman?

enough said.

Thanksgiving, etc

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 22:49:35 GMT

i can listen to Christmas music happily now. it was making me irritated back around halloween, but we are friends now.

my favorite christmas music is by andy williams.

pooh bear bit my finger off yesterday when i tried to wake him up.

ok, my finger is still there but it bled and killed like none other. i nearly passed out and threw up. my mum and dad were putting cold cloths on my head.

i felt like a 2 year old.

did anyone see mariah carey come out of the cardboard butterfly at the lion's game on thanksgiving? that was a good one. i was laughing my head off.

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:30:47 GMT

i just overheard my mom saying she's going outside to cut down the bamboo.

while this is a tradition in our family, it just dawned on me that it's probably pretty unusual.

yes?

i mean seriously, how many people have bamboo growing in their yard in large amounts? i'm talking tall trees of bamboo. bamboo period.

talk to me.

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:42:11 GMT

ok, honestly, i can't take the cold.

i seriously want to weep when faced with this weather.

and, i'm missing about 5 pairs of gloves. ok, well actually i ruined a few pairs of gloves because i foolishly used them to pick up leaves and they got muddy. what was i thinking?! what will i do??

is there any hope?

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 20:29:48 GMT

ok, i am cracking up right now recalling the song "the friendship company" by sandi patti

oh my word. it just makes me laugh.

the part that's sticking out right now is

"shake the hand of someone near you, GO ON, turn around and say hello, HELLO"

does anyone remember that character gerber? not the baby food, it was some religious puppet or something.

what about psalty and the songbook or something like that. YEAH! psalty was this giant book that danced around and sang songs about Jesus.

there was another one...COLBY! i think colby was a giant stereo that danced too and he also loved Jesus.

and my personal favorite, mcgee and me. that boy was so cute.

random

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:44:08 GMT

i hate the word leotard.

i just looked up the definition:

"A snugly fitting, stretchable one-piece garment with or without sleeves that covers the torso, worn especially by dancers, gymnasts, acrobats, and those engaging in exercise workouts."

gross.

oh wait, while looking at that definition i saw the word unitard. that's almost worse.

"A one-piece tight-fitting leotard and tights combination, sometimes with foot straps."

i'm appalled. what has the world come to.

i could never take a person seriously that talked about leotards or unitards.

i think it's the suffix -tard that bothers me most.

the end.

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:54:56 GMT

i think i might have to get a root canal.

this is my own assessment based on internet research.

here is my saddest face based on this assessment.

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:28:34 GMT

oh NO.

i left my chk on broc at olive garden.

i realized when i was leaving so i ran back in to claim my half eaten meal but a boy told me they'd thrown it away. wail.

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:54:42 GMT

there was this very odd girl on who wants to be a millionaire.

my dad goes, "what a spaceship".

i don't know where my parents get this stuff but i'm so adding that to my regular vocabulary.

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 19:47:03 GMT

i miss you already.

6 hours was not enough time to rekindle the bond.

but it was enough to make me giggle and grin like a toddler.

millenium force, you make me smile to a point that it hurts- mainly because once you smile, the wind forces your smile to stay open. but it's okay.

maxair, who are you?! my new favorite ride, that's what. you made my heart soar.

hahaha...those assigned numbers. 5 down, 45 to go:)

magnum, you have changed.

raptor, tried and true.

wicked twister, goodbye.

people in the fog, you were scary and made me scream a lot but we kinda got over you once we threatened you with hot drinks.

sorry to the employees in the haunted houses if janna and i almost kicked you. they were precautionary kicks for our own safety.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 14:27:09 GMT

what have i done.

i'll tell you what i've done.

i've gone and skipped one of my classes 3 times in the past 4 weeks. that's BAD.

i'm oversleeping, unmotivated.

today i'd rather drink some hot tea and nurture my body that's fighting a cold presently.

so here's to you, boring professor and classmates: i wish you all a happy class and have to decline joining you. toodaloo~

D A N C I N G

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 17:22:53 GMT

i love it.

i can't believe i poked myself right in the eye with my hand while dancing.

there's this hilarious part in the movie billy elliot when he can't stop dancing. i feel like that right now.

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:16:53 GMT

i think seeing switchfoot 5 times on their last tour did me in. i was sensing tension when they threw out that crazy number "circles" at that one concert.

i was having some doubts. i admit it.

but i was hopeful.

i opened that shiny cardboard box today with a childlike delight i haven't known in years.

i have no delight after listening to that album.

none.

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 13:40:11 GMT

there use to be this commercial for SONIC where they said you should eat their tater tots because they could be used as tooth jackets to keep your teeth warm.
haha. i love that.

this is pretty funny:
http://www.dictionaraoke.org/

it does take some time to download the songs though.

switchfoot's new album comes out tomorrow. i totally pre ordered it...and i'm totally not gonna get it by tomorrow. shucks.

oh, and switchfoot's on conan tomorrow. uh huh.

the dentist totally butchered my mouth on saturday. i have a dumb cavity, too. the whole time she was piercing my gums (on purpose, i'm sure of it) i was thinking "you are satan". it nearly made me laugh out loud and spit on her silly mask.